Which would you sooner do: Go to the dentist or fit a screen protector on your iPhone or camera? I’ll take the hygienist any day. So it’s good news that Apple has partnered with Belkin to offer a bespoke screen-protector fitting service at stores worldwide. They’ve even got a secret machine to do it, installed in the inner depths of every store. I’d love to see this paragon of bubble-freeness in action but it appears to be a closely guarded process. You can even choose from two different types of protector for your phone: “Invisiglass” or “Anti-Glare”. But you can’t watch it being grafted to your new toy. Next time I buy an iPhone I’ll be first in line. Sorry, dentist, that’s one scrape and prod less to suffer.