Stupid fop of a British hand drier meets its Water Loo

Is there anyone in the world who doesn’t prefer the Dyson Airblade to those fussy hand driers seen in public loos worldwide? Personally, I think it is wonderful and haven’t had my hands stuck inside even once. It has its critics, though, including the One Foot Tsunami. Apparently the Airblade is too British, a fop of a drier with tiny hand holes for limp-wristed Brits. The US-designed Excel Xlerater, with a truck engine under the bonnet (hood) is a whole new handgame, apparently. We are not amused.