Many’s the time I’ve sat on the hot stool at an Apple Genius Bar. Always I’ve been received courteously and knowledgeably. Never have I been patronised. Now we can take a peek at the other side of the counter with fellow-writer Stephen Hackett. He worked as a Genius to help finances during college. He ended up as a full-time lead man in charge of a whole bunch of geniusesiies. Bartending is Stephen’s memoir of his time at the Bar and is required reading for all fanboys out there.